I know this is a slight bit off topic, and I don’t want to sleight you. Well, I can’t sleight you here in words, but I could with my hands. It’s hard to be cunning in print (you can read ahead). Though, I could deceive in any medium.
I am a liar, but I always tell the truth. I suppose that’s not deception, just mind bending. If you were a robot it might make you malfunction. The fascinating thing about it is that humans can hold opposites in their head without requiring coordination. Though sometimes the cognitive dissonance can be a slap in the face.
I always tell the truth, usually. I think I’ll try sleight of word.

FOWC – slight
This is also a stream of consciousness piece.