How to fix a garden hose with a hole.
Step 1: Find duck tape.
Step 1a: Is it really called duck tape? Why would you tape a duck?
Step 2: Take DUCT tape (read the label, man!) to backyard.
Step 3: Wrap duct tape around spewing hole in hose.
Step 4: Get towel for soaked face.
Step 5: Turn off water. Note: step 5 should be step 1.
Step 6: Wrap duct tape around hole.
Step 7: Turn on water.
Step 8: Watch duct tape fly into air and land on lawn.
Step 9: Wrap hose with… no insert Step 5 here.
Step 10: Wrap hose with LOTS of duct tape.
Step 11: Turn on water.
Step 12: Watch duct tape expand.
Step 14: Damn, that’s a big water bubble.
Step 15: Yell as water jet from ruptured bubble hits eye.
Step 16: Use towel.
Step 17: Curse. A lot.
Step 18: Call dad. He actually has tools.

SoCS – prompt is TAPE.
Funny, funny! By the way, apparently it was duck tape originally, because it was made of cotton duck cloth… I know, crazzy, huh?
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How about that!
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Dad, should have called him to do the job.
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Yeah, the job being water the grass?
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