Duck Duck Goose

How to fix a garden hose with a hole. Step 1: Find duck tape. Step 1a: Is it really called duck tape? Why would you tape a duck? Step 2: Take DUCT tape (read the label, man!) to backyard. Step 3: Wrap duct tape around spewing hole in hose. Step 4: Get towel for soaked … Continue reading Duck Duck Goose

You

You are on a deserted island. You’re here because your boss said, “Go to Brazil and solve the f—ing problem!” and you took a cruise ship instead of a plane, because you’re f—ing brilliant. Now you have a f—ing problem. No, you do not have a problem doing… Anyhow, you are here and it’s a … Continue reading You